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Posted by fetch! blog editors on Oct 25 2017

We pawed through our database and discovered HUNDREDS of insured pets named for “Star Wars” characters.

Here are the top 10:

Top 10 Star Wars Cat Names

1. Yoda
2. Chewbacca
3. Wicket
4. Lando
5. Obi
6. Leia
7. Anakin
8. Boba Fett
9. Darth Vader
10. Jar Jar Binks

That got us thinking about feline friends who lived a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away — and which side of the force they might’ve served.

3 reasons cats would’ve been Jedi Pets:

1. “A flaw more and more common among Jedi. Too sure of themselves they are. Even the older, more experienced ones.” – Yoda

Cats’ abundant confidence, curiosity and athleticism create some pretty hilarious fails. Bonus: when they recover from a fall with their dignity intact, like, “I meant to do that.”

2. “Patience. Use the force. Think.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ever watch a cat mousing? Just sitting and staring at the corner for hours, waiting for the time to strike?

3. “Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.” – Yoda

Doorbell ringing, sirens singing, keys jingling...the lure of adventure excitement definitely commands canines’ attention — but the cat may not even wake up.

3 reasons they would’ve been Sith Kitties:

1. “I will make sure you stay awake long enough to feel every single cut, your death will be beyond excruciating.” – Darth Maul

Two words: prey drive.

2. “He had all the lightsaber fighting capabilities and the moves of the Jedi, only faster and more aggressive. My only conclusion... is that it was a Sith lord.” – Qui-Gon Jinn

Replace “lightsaber” with “laser pen” and this quote suddenly comes into focus.

3. “I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.” – Emperor Palpatine

You know that saying about how dogs have owners and cats have staff? If cats ever develop opposable thumbs, may the force be with us all!